I wouldn't do those things
No sir, not me
That's downright disgusting!
Couldn't be me
I've got my principles
Yes sir, I do
Not like the animals
That much is true
I wouldn't roll in the mud
Where'd these stains come from?
I wouldn't drink a man's blood
Where'd this taste come from?
I wouldn't talk that talk
What was that noise just now?
I wouldn't walk that walk
That much I can't allow
I'm a principled man
Yes sir I am
I do the things I'd never do
Like the man I really am
I wouldn't do those things
No sir, not me
That's downright disgusting!
Couldn't be me
I'm a principled man
Yes sir I am
I do the things I'd never do
Like the man I really am